Wednesday, February 4, 2009

my most sincerest apologies

to all who heard my wrath for talking shit about the mother of the octuplets, or, winner of the Most Giant Uterus in the World competition. last week when everyone was talking smack about IVF and infertility treatments i was not shy in educating the fertiles of the world that "no responsible Dr. in the US would ever transfer 8 healthy embryo's into a women. ever. she must have done IUI and unfortunately that is a risk that you take." i mean, we infertiles have to stick together, right?

my bad.

imagine my surprise when i find out that indeed, this super-slut did undergo IVF, which is why she has so many (6) children before the newest 8 just came along via FET. what the fuck, people? this stupid whore has no job, no husband/partner to help her with her baker's dozen +1, no house, no nothing. except that is, plans on getting everything paid for by the government and tv deals and so on. how in the name of all that is holy did she even afford IVF/FET to begin with?

to make it up to those that i yelled at for being uneducated insensitive asshole's, i vow to punch that bitch right in her perky ovaries if i ever run into her. exactly how i punch her is yet to be determined-a swift punch with 1 fist and brass knuckles, a good old fashioned 1 - 2 punch in each ovary or maybe just a roundhouse kick in that general area.

8 comments:

Dagny said...

Fucking AMEN Sista!!

And can I get in line behind you, I think in the very least a good swift kick in the box would make ME feel better.....

*snicker* Super slut.....hehehehe

JenM said...

Thank you for yelling at people on behalf of all of us. The general population is completely uneducated on the topic, and it was pissing me off all week! It's okay, you were deceived. I STILL don't believe it was IVF, or at least that it wasn't done by a real doctor. I mean, anybody with a turkey baster. . .

Beautiful Mess said...

I'd say the roundhouse kick would be your best bet. Plus you won't get any of her "dumbass" germs on your hands. The whole situation just drives me insane!

To A T said...

HELLZ Ya! Can you give her a second quick for me?

andrea said...

i will totally hold her down so you can punch her.

i haven't said anything about this - b/c - well if ican't say anything nice i should say nothing right?

but it is ridiculous. absolutly fucking ridiculous.

Megan said...

I agree with everything you have said. *high five*

Kischa said...

I am laughing my ass off. I'm so glad I decided to lurk into your blog today.

I admit - I was thinking it... but I wasn't brave enough to say it. You have really made my day.

Anonymous said...

It's a vagina, not a puppy mill!