Tuesday, December 30, 2008

old lady at macy's is an asshole

this post is late for 3 reasons:
1. - i am a lazy blogger
2. - blogging at work is prohibited
3. - my husband would have known he was getting some cologne for Christmas

here is the conversation as it went down between myself and the old "lady" working the cologne dept at macy's.

me: hi, i'd like to buy said cologne
old lady: ok, would you like the gift set? it comes with deodorant.
me: no thank you. (my husband has not ever used the extras that are put in the gift sets, ie deodorant, shaving cream, etc.)
old lady: but it's the same price.
me: no, thanks, i just want the cologne.
old lady: but it's the same price.
me: yea, got it, same price. i don't want the gift set, just the cologne. he doesn't use any of that other stuff.
old lady: (said in a disapproving old lady glare staring over top her jeweled glasses) WHAT?! your husband doesn't wear deodorant??!! come on now ma'am!
me: first of all, don't ever call someone who could be your granddaughter "ma'am." second, yes asshole, my husband does wear deodorant. my boyfriend,*(1) however, does not. he's also a whitesnake groupie and eats babies for a bedtime snack. now, be a peach and wrap that shit up for me there granny.

*(1) i don't really have a boyfriend.

*yep, santa is still an asshole. in fact old lady at macy's was probably mrs clause.

*jenn and shan - one of those tickers is for you guys:)


Dagny said...

She sounds like a real asshole.

I hate stupid people.


Beautiful Mess said...

Damn pushy lady! She was prob trying to push sales for that thing. I'm disappointed that you don't have a boyfriend. That'd make for a VERY interesting post ;o)Oh and blogging being prohibited at work is UNCALLED for! I'll email your boss and fix that for ya, STAT!

In regards to your comment on my blog, you are MORE then welcome to steal anything I say that you find clever, or whatever. I thought it sounded a bit harsh and didn't mean for it to. I'm glad you didn't take it that way.
Enjoy your day!

To A T said...

Haha she was probably mrs. claus trying to make you feel guilty for not wanting the deodorant. What a bitch!

Seriously you kill me!! LOL

Thanks for liking my dog :) I want to eat him up too!

'Murgdan' said...

I hate people...dammit.

I miss you.

Blog more.

Shan said...

I love the ticker!!!! See you in 15 days, even though I dread starting back:(

Beautiful Mess said...

I have to tell you that my husband called Santa an asshole yesterday and I immediately thought of you! I told my husband "one of the gals I blog with says that!" He was less impressed then I was.... lol *sigh*

Just Me. said...

What a pushy lady! Hate sales people like that.

Anyway, I nearly wet my panties reading the last bit of your conversation with Mrs Clause. LOL. You're too cute!!!!

Sue Frazier said...

I love it

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