Monday, December 22, 2008

santa is a real asshole

really. i'm over him and his holly jolliness. two saturday's ago i was getting ready to go to my mother's for her Christmas celebration and the sound of firetrucks and horns stopped me in the middle of getting ready. they were in my development and sounded like they were right outside my door. i jumped up in eager delight hoping to see blood and guts (it's the nurse in me) or at the very least a robber running for his life. sadly, it was none of the above. nothing but santa clause on top of a fire truck driving up our cul-de-sac. there was plenty of honking and yelling "Merry Christmas" and jingling of bells. of course the neighborhood kids went running out to see santa and get candy canes that he was throwing.

i stood in my bathroom and cried as i watched the whole scene. happy kids excited to see santa. i cried because we may never have kids that will run down our driveway when santa comes. we won't be the parents smiling and waving from the doorway with our ridiculous holiday sweaters on. i cried until my neck was blotchy and my face was full of snot while my dog howled at the horns. to make myself feel better i tossed around the idea of running outside topless all mardi-gras style for some candy canes, but it was way too cold for my girls, and, i don't think santa would have liked that. you know, just in case he decides to bring me a baby for Christmas. in that case, i take it back, he's not an asshole.


Dagny said...


Yeah, he is.


Mombi said...


But Santa would have totally checked out your rack.


Jill said...

I had a similar experience this weekend. Christmas is hard on the infertiles of the world. ((HUGS))

Shannon said...

I so wish I was there right now to give you a big hug. It brought tears to my eyes. I hope santa brings you a baby for X-mas too. Love you!

emilythehopeless said...


Beautiful Mess said...

I agree with Mombi, I think Santa wold totally appreciate your rack ;o)
Sending you lots of hugs!

andrea said...


To A T said...

Ya... Santa is a real ass! I don't know why he hasn't figured out what I want already. I've sent many a wish list! Damn him!