Saturday, August 22, 2009

dear zofran pump

i was in love when we first met. within a day i had a noticeable reduction in nausea/vomiting. you seemed to be the answer to my vomit induced prayers. as a matter of fact, if you were a person i totally would have gotten busy with you.

but, less than a week into our love affair you seemed to have moved on to greener pastures. perhaps with someone less fertility challenged. or with less of a lumpy ass.

now you are the equivalent of crotchless underwear or a dick on my forehead- totally useless to me.

*food, i miss you. we are no longer BFF's and i am requesting the other half of our BFF necklace.

**zofran pump, you have been downgraded from "sexy lifesaving hunk" to "straight up undependable asshole."

16 comments:

Beautiful Mess said...

Dear Tiffanie's Zofran pump,
Can you please find it in your electronic heart and work? It IS what you get paid for and what you were CREATED to do. Tiffanie enjoys eating and really DOESN'T enjoy throwing up. That's really a waste of energy. So if you could rectify this situation, that would be GREAT!
Sincerely,
Beautiful Mess

'Murgdan' said...

:-( Oh Nooooooooo! Looks like you're building up a toleranace to Zofran faster than a strung out street whore.

Sorry for you :-( Hoping you and food get back together again soon.

EWebey said...

BOO to the pump being down graded. Hope it starts getting better!!!

Fran said...

I wanted to thank you for stopping by my blog in such a difficult time for us. I wish you all the best for your pregnancy. lots of love, Fran

andrea said...

gah that sucks tiffanie :(

In Due Time said...

My sister had a zofran pump, too. Ugh. Hang in there honey. ((Hugs))

My Endo Journey said...

Oh man, sorry to hear about the zofran pump and how it's no longer helping to bring you the relief you desire :(

Congrats though to a fellow endo sister on her upcoming pregnancy!

Happy ICLW!

Nicole said...

This must be beyond sucking for you. I am sorry you have to endure this...hope your hyperemesis goes away soon!!!!

For now, happy ICLW!

ifcrossroads said...

I wanted to stop by and thank you for your comment on my blog today. For the first time in many weeks I laughed ... my husband would like to know how you did it :)

Damn the Zofran pump! Just when things are beginning to get under control the thing craps out on you. Gah.

Happy ICLW!

Baby Hungry said...

HA HA HA!! That was awesome! Sorry you are so sick. I hope you can find something else to make you feel better!

ICLW

M said...

sorry to hear about the downgrade... hope you & your BFF reconcile soon!
ICLW

WiseGuy said...

Wanting your BFF to get its act together...Congrats on your pregnancy and wishing you and bean a healthy time ahead!

Good Luck!

ICLW

Lisa RM said...

Oh the fun... Good luck getting the pump to behave and do it's job.

Pie said...

Bad pump! Just found you thru ICLW, and wanted to say congrats on the pregnancy, and booooo to the m/s. That part, I don't envy. Hand in there!

MoonNStarMommy said...

Man... Beautiful Mess took my idea! LOL...

I have to say that I have read a couple of your last blogs and I have to thank you :) As a Mom of kids with medical issues, who have been in the hospital a few times... I appreciate the good nurses (like you sound like you are) and really applaud you :) Sometimes people like you make things more bearable.

Congrats on your pregnancy :) I know after fighting the way I did for my kids, I can appreciate anyone who has finally gotten their miracle after a fight.

happy ICLW

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