Thursday, April 17, 2008

blogging: my new weight loss program

since starting my blog last night i have lost 3 lbs. coincidence? maybe, but i'm not taking any chances. blogging in wicked crazy amts now.

i suppose the weight loss could be in part b/c i quit taking my stupid fertility hormones which are manufactured by non other than the devil himself. i am by no means a hoss, but i gained around 10lbs. when you start out around 110-114, that is quit an ordeal for my jeans to take on. and, while i will miss my boobs actually filling my bra, i certainly will not miss the muffin-tops that came with them and the impending camel toe that was just around the corner.

since i'm back on my way to "hottie-ville" maybe i'll commemorate the day by washing my car in my driveway with a skimpy bikini and heels.

5 comments:

cremaster said...

i am looking forward to the whole bikini and heels party...what time should i be there? should i bring a covered dish?...

oh, and a note on the infertility thing...have you guys tried, "being on b/c and trying NOT to get pregnant"? that seemed to work for me...hmmm...

Tiffanie said...

ahahaha, nice to see you cremaster!
good idea on the covered dish.........perhaps you can bring something that is easily eaten off of you. you know, really drive my neighbors nuts.

Jen said...

I think you should pull a Tawny Kitain (sp?) and writhe half clothed on the hood of some gay car, like a Firebird.

Tiffanie said...

ohh, nice jen! i'll dig out my warrant cd so i can blare "she's my cherry pie" and all the other oldie but goodie's

Joe & Dawn said...

Hey 80's music was and is the best and i like firebirds

Dawn